Another Tigers fan here: We watched Porcello pitch for years, and I feel like he was definitely pitching beyond his ability last year, so I’m not surprised the regression fairies came for him.

Lebron is really the MVP every year.

Not that the C4 was a beacon of awesomeness, but that poor car.

You know, this deserves its very own Jalopnik article. But we’ll probably get something about the new Honda or why Crossovers aren’t neat.

Your dad is a badass. He deserves to be listed on the wall at the Bowling Green Vette museum.

As a courilary: my dad owns a 1966 C2, which he bought second hand from an F-4 phantom pilot in 1969 (it still has a set of Navy pilot wings on the dash, and an F-4 patch decal on one of the windows).

Chester is 72 years old. He’s been dreaming of owning a Corvette for the vast majority of those years. He worked hard and played it safe. He’s got enough money to bring home a Vette and the wife says it is ok. Now he knows the one’s from the 60's were way faster, buta new Vette is part of the dream. He orders his…

Christ listen to the announcers! Talking about how Ellie should get a taunting technical for looking in Ainge’s general direction, then cornbread throws the ball directly in Ellie’s face and they’re like, “We cannot read Whitey’s intent...”

Man, I haven’t seen a Chicago team fuck up a draft-day trade this badly since...two months ago.

All of these replies are wrong.

You should get another dog.

Newsflash to the people of and around New York:

I don’t understand why they just didn’t scream “NO FAIR!”, grab the bats and balls, and storm off the sandlot to go home and play Xbox.

“Run faster!”

Hi.

Trust the thermodynamic process.

I already love dogs. I don’t need another reason to love dogs. But when dogs tackle children, that love soars even higher.

+9.7 Wags Above Replacement

People saying this is convenient or a conspiracy are idiots. Seriously.
1 - Because it’s not convenient for two reasons: Cap recapture and losing one of the team’s best players, a guy who would be team captain in maybe any other team except the Penguins.
2 - People with no medical knowledge have absolutely no idea how…

“Obey by the law and I promise you will live”

I was making an obscure Seinfeld reference. I think Keith is great, and I would love to hear the shit he says between innings all the time.