God, the Lakers would be insane and beyond hope if they traded the second overall pick for a guy who’ll be a free agent next summer, and wants to play for them.

I think there’s a universe in Mikhail Prokorov’s imagination where the Nets make it to a Finals with the Deron Williams-Joe Johnson-Paul Pierce-Kevin Garnett-Brook Lopez core, and then the organization probably feels differently about what they gave up. But a sustained run of real excellence is really the only way…

(obligatory on any “tires” article)

I had a Siberian Husky that would eat anything when she was teething as a puppy.

Dogs can eat bone-in meat as long as it’s uncooked. In fact, raw diets are more popular than you might think *wife has a chest freezer full of meat for dogs at home*

Who buys 30 pop-tarts? Dog did that family a favor.

My dog would swim across the Amazon River for the smallest taste of her own ear wax.

570? Probably for people with that credit score. Psshh...

These need to be 10x the current price. The amount of traffic these signs generate is massive.

Kudos to Kevin Durant and I’m sincerely happy that he got his chip. I personally have no qualms with him teaming up with the Warriors to create a dynastic Monstars-type team that will tear through the league for years to come (if all goes according to plan). Hell, if I could do it too, I would in a New York minute.

Former NCAA student athlete here - all jobs have to be run by and approved by the school’s compliance department. Hourly jobs have to be tracked, salaried jobs over a paltry sum ($1200/year when I was in school in the early 00's) have to be vetted by the school and NCAA to ensure they’re above board... I had a…

Great story.

You should see how much fun you can have with a 911 with a couple hundred horsepower. When are we just happy driving the cars, again? Mine has 350HP and that’s so much more than enough to whoop up on everyone at track days, as the overall setup is superb when utilized properly.

Imagine being such a featherweight goober that you meltdown on Facebook and start pursuing disciplinary action against a person in real life because they memed you on Facebook.

From the local newspaper story: “But no one appears to be laughing about this one.” I beg to differ. 

Moblike behavior would be retaliating against someone who posted a picture to mock you online. Fucking grow a pair, Anthony. You lost, mate. Suck it up. Seeking disciplinary action over a harmless joke? Really? It’s not slanderous in any way. If anything, the soon-to-be-former mayor’s actions are completely deserving…

God, what a wonderful, uncomplicated life. This dog could not care less about anything else.

As a fan of good dogs and good bears, it’s really nice when Deadspin doesn’t get distracted with sports and can highlight the important things in life.

FTFY

I love the moments when the dog looks back, “you keeping up human?”