Trump Supporter: My penis doesn’t work and I can’t bend over to tie my shoes. I haven’t challenged myself mentally in 25 years and loud sounds frighten me. This is all the fault of people who write poop jokes on the internet.

Samir. Samir Nahh-gon-work-here-anymore.

Exactly. Donald Trump has enabled people to use vicious anti-Semitic stereotypes and slurs against me since his nomination, and especially since his election. Since he won, I have faced more slurs than I EVER have in my entire adult life. This is not coincidence. My temple has had to up security, and we live in a…

Do you realize that there a lot of people who won’t have a choice about living their life in perpetual misery as a result of Trump’s election? This isn’t like a sports team losing. This isn’t people just being bummed out because their side didn’t win. The election of a president has a tangible effect on people’s…

Are you not aware of what’s been happening to those of us who are not white? No one was afraid like this when Bush was elected because Bush did not openly spout racist rhetoric and encourage white supremacists, and appoint them to his cabinet. After Bush won, hate crimes against us didn’t sharply rise because white…

There was no reason to think that Obama was a communist, or a Muslim. Anyone saying that was grossly misinformed, and making an unreasonable statement.

You realize Hillary Clinton, literally, won the primary, right? Like, she got more votes than anyone else in the primary, right? So, there’s not really much the DNC could have done, since nominations aren’t decided by national committee fiat, but by the results of the primaries, right? So how exactly was this…

Guess what? It hasn’t turned into a communist, Muslim, atheist cesspool.

Yup. Baseless and evidence-free claims from his political rivals that Obama wanted to be a dictator are exactly the same as taking Trump at his actual word. Exactly the same.

Yeah, who could’ve thought that a gazillion Republican candidates with experience couldn’t stop a bloated tomato Trumpy train?

Pitchers and catchers report in just 47 days!

Except her feelings are not wrong. Her outlook is wrong. She wants someone to love, but is convinced it won’t happen. She wants to settle with that fact so she can’t feel more disappointment if she keeps hoping but never finds love. If you lower your expectations you will feel like you haven’t fallen so short.

Except Aimee doesn’t sound happy about it at all. She sounds miserable as hell, like being alone is not something she wants but something she must get used to. Resigned to her fate so to speak.

Nah... That doesn’t make much sense. If A&E truly wanted to air it, they’d do it now while the controversy is fresh, and maximize the publicity and ratings.

Of course, it’s a little far-fetched to think A&E just noticed this ethics breach, right when public outcry reached a fever pitch.

They’re so outraged that they’ll wait at least 4 weeks before airing it anyway.