I have a feeling if this were Tesla, the article would be a bit more like:

Way to be sexist, Alanis. Dudes can be secretaries, too.

At 5.8 seconds to 60 the current 155HP Miata has basically the same 0-60 as the S2000 and now they’re adding 30 HP.

+4 hamsters

Independent’s article is obviously not what Elon meant. Where’s the Pravda fake news button?

You need an old fashioned pie maker. Butter, bread, and whatever filling floats your boat from savory to sweet. Mozzarella, pepperoni and sauce. Canned blueberry pie filling. Cut apples and Carmel sauce. Heck, ham and cheese slices. Oh, and Velveeta with anything else you want.

Paid DLC 1: Remove roadworks every 2 miles.

My Lincoln Town Car, which causes nothing but pain and looks ridiculous

You should probably go see a doctor if your butt is really that hurt.

OR, parking lots could be laid out to accommodate the actual size of vehicles that utilize them, instead of pretending that everyone drives compacts.

Whatever you can do with that, I can do with this:

The intern has hotter takes tbqh

Wow... it’s like they actually want people to purchase what they make.

The seat belt is one of the most effective safety devices in a car. Wear the fucking belt.

I emerged from Cleveland but I can’t speak for any other idiots

Stunning. There is no amount of money I don’t have that I wouldn’t give for this.

It is a volume knob.

They need to do 3 things ASAP.....

-Put out a press release that mentions Blockchain several times
-Launch their own cryptocurrency
-Spam #MeToo and #TimesUp all over Twitter

Do those three things and I bet that will get ATLEAST $27 in new funds.

Welcome to America where we buy garbage like this.

I don’t see 19 cup holders, either.