This should not even have to be asked.

The “driver”. Next question.

It’s that the Toyota logo contains all the letters in “Toyota:”

They’re Japanese you asshole, not Mexicans.

It’s a Fedora.

who is MJ shaking hands with?

Well, at least he had the courtesy to signal when changing lanes at the end of the video; I’ll give him that.

Maybe it’s in the video I can’t watch at work!

the interior of VW’s van is a tastefully appointed living space.

I sincerely cannot imagine buying a sports car with an automatic

French cars have to allure of forbidden fruit, until you realize the fruit has been forbidden because it’s pest-infested, likely to produce deleterious effects on your body, and will deplete your bank account.

I bet you could get a good deal on the one that they tested on Top Gear.

The exclusion of a manual for me is what keeps it from being a must have.

And rear engined.

But they didn’t really have forward thinking.

Well. He now has a FWD rear steering car. Sweet.

At least this person had a backup plan.

This guy is better at driving in reverse than a lot of drivers are at driving forward.

I apologize to everyone, and feel awful for posting this:

Sadly, the 1982 Cimarron (which I guess was the 1982 spiritual ancestor of the ATS) still has a better gauge layout. I mean shit...that’s a pretty low bar.

Jalops: “The ATS’s gauge cluster looks like it’s from 1982. Completely unacceptable in a modern luxury car.”