My grandfather is like this. I tell him I will be over at 3 to pick him up for a doctor’s appointment, and he starts calling at 2:15 asking if I’m on my way yet. We live two miles apart.

Hell no. All cars should be convertibles/spyders. ALL cars, No exceptions. I want a convertible Suburban and a proper pickup with a drop top, not the SSR impostor..

WHAT THEY SHOULD’VE DONE WAS PLAN FOR A VARIANT WITH A CENTRAL DRIVING POSITION.

I can’t find you a 59 Desoto so please accept a 49 Desoto with an extra bikini girl to make up for it. I even found you a car with some wood!

these are always surpisingly on-point. I’m beginning to wonder if Skay has a crew of models on call.

“I need a redhead in front of a ‘59 Desoto STAT”

Or there’s a bottomless well of pictures of half naked women on the internet. Either or.

Yes, but does she have a lightweight aluminum chassis and a V6 that makes V8 power?

Would love to slam that, she wouldn’t walk for a week...maybe even a month or two.

Don’t put it in the wall… Don’t put it in the wall… Don’t put it in the wall… Don’t put it in the wall… Don’t put it in the wall… Don’t put it in the wall… Don’t put it in the wall… Don’t put it in the wall… Don’t put it in the wall…  

Congratulations, Mr. marshknute, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an Acura NSX which will be delivered by this lovely lady who is not old and irrelevant.

I didn’t want to, I had to.

I would definitely suggest trying to buy 100% of the car as well

I bought a 4-cylinder ‘99 S-10 a couple of weeks ago. It’s still trying to get to 60.

Fixored. Will see myself out now.

“all new Mustangs will get Line Lock”

She’s knocked up, too. Oh, and he was drunk when he was pulled over. And his windshield is cracked. And he’s wanted two counties over for a B&E.

because it was actually hard to read this with all of the erros.

VW is turning out to be that guy that goes 25+ mph over the speed limit on a back road because “nobody is ever out there”, but gets busted by the Deputy or State Trooper who lives on that road.

Introducing the new 2018 Volkswagen Karma Getcha

This. Not just any profit.. 12 friggin k. It seems almost unbelievable after he bought it for a $10k discount from a dealer.

Wait. You made a profit off of one of these and you’re complaining?