New York-area Jalops are Justin time for a scavenger hunt!

I had to fix brake lines on my grandfathers van after he died so we could sell it to pay for the funeral. One of the worst days of my life.

I was turning a wrench, it slipped and I skinned my knuckles. Still have PTSD from it.

Do those come standard with TPMS? Obviously 1.5psi too low on the tracks.

It’s about your kids Marty! Something’s got to be done about your kids!

With ‘roos, if you hit them fast enough when they’re in mid bounce they can come into the car through the front windshield and then in their death throes proceed to kick the driver and/or passengers to death.

We did. Granted it doesn’t look vastly different from the first gen, but it’s in entirely new car.

No matter which way you look at it, the R8, despite being a cool car, is nearing 10 years old, making it one of the oldest supercars currently on the market. You can keep putting new faces on it and updating the engine, but it’s still the R8. The Gallardo has been replaced already, for crying out loud. Fresh R8…

And it doesn’t seem like a replacement is anywhere near on its way.

You should probably look up the term ‘sell out.’ To save time -

Kristen. Hate to tell you this, but the R8 has already been replaced. I mean, sure Audis are so indistinguishable now that you can’t tell a current model apart from one made in 2007, but I can assure you the R8 for sale currently is all-new.

I always assumed that God is much like me playing The Sims. Take away the ladder from the swimming pool so the sim eventually tires and falls asleep . . . and drowns. Or put him in a 2x1 room with no door and only one window and a fridge. He can only eat junk food, shit himself, and watch the outside world as he grows…

I’ve seen enough photographic and video evidence of the creatures that call Australia home to seriously question the existence of God.

God never gets the blame for the bad shit, only credit for the good shit.

flying spaghetti monster

There are TOO witty christian jokes:

Puny God...

Ask for free drinks.

Have you seen the Amazon Prime Series ‘American Gods’? It’s a documentary on how gods are total dicks.

Pastafarianism is just as valid as any other religion. Don’t call us “atheists” just because you don’t understand our beliefs.