History has already answered this question.

I’m convinced that at least half of Americans think the president has a bunch of button & levers that control everything, like some kind of train or airplane. 

The oval office desk drawer with the knob for car insurance prices is right under the drawer with the knob for gas prices. It would be easy to lower prices, but Biden just keeps cranking those knobs up. Sad!

“Believe me! Tears in the eyes, big man, macho man, I can do it because the insurance companies like me.”

I’m sure he has concepts of plans for that too.

“If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true.”
-Pedro

except this is a circus event completely separate from the game it is taking place during. Those rules don’t apply at all. 

“successful kicks from 20, 30 and 40 years” 40 YEARS? Proofreader let go?

Insurance makes sense for a $100K contest, but I’m surprised a dealership that can afford a $15M donation would bother with insurance for a $5K prize.

I will probably get some flak here, but it most likely was an insurance-based denial. Any of these contests that you see to win prizes (hole in one, kick a fg, make free throws, etc.), the sponsor company will get insurance for them. And it is really up to the insurance company to pay out the prize if it is won.

...I am divorced I have found myself with a little extra cash...

Does the Mustang II count as a sports car? If so that.

It’s arguable that having a car with real good brakes in the ’70s and ’80s was a hazard, yours would panic stop so much faster and shorter than the one behind you.

John Davis. God bless him but ever the optomist.

Revoke his wheelchair.

Adolf Sitler strikes again.

I once said that there were only ever four good convertibles.

Corvettes are only considered exclusive to guys who own Corvettes. 

Ground crew? Make the fucking owner do it! Then throw their ass on the no-fly list forever afterwards.

He was a straight up criminal of the worst possible kind. He already had plenty of legit money, a solid job, and it still wasn’t enough, apparently.