Mine’s nothing special. It’s a 1982 GTV6. This is her.

Me: Hey, uh... this condom has holes it.

Serves her right for sliding into first

a convertible SUV is an automotive abomination.

I’ll back you up on this all day. Since I’ve had these I haven’t used another pair of headphones unless I have to. They’re fantastic.

I’ll back you up on this all day. Since I’ve had these I haven’t used another pair of headphones unless I have to.…

There are multiple locks, so you can lock it pretty much anywhere.

*find a stranger in the alps

For more, check out his profile on Tender.

Since when is V6 Mustang no longer a comparison currency?

I’m no expert, but it’s almost as if a person were looking for a solid axle, 2-door, removable hard top, manually selected 4x4 Bronco, they should go purchase one. I did, a couple of times. They look like this:

Murph (which begins and ends with a mile run, and should be done in a 20# vest) is a celebration of Lieutenant Michael Murphy, in particular, the way he gave his life. (The foundation website describes it better than I can: http://themurphchallenge.com/ltmichaelpmurphy/)

Let’s say I’m at Dome Depot next spring and get a yard of mulch in my bed. On the way home I get a flat. How do I access the spare tire without unloading my mulch onto the side of the highway?

Yes. Definitely be careful when viewing one of those potentially graphic grey comments.

Must...Get your ass to mars

I want to tell her to calm down but then I think about the seething existential rage I experience at people that walk three wide in hallways and amble, or left lane hogs, or people that take too long to use the sugar/cream station at Starbucks, or people that forgot the form at the Post Office, or try and get on the…

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Most likely also Florida.

A less successful effort.