Maybe we should try and breakdown the acronym SUV...

If you toggle the screen “always on” feature to raise to wake, your battery will last over 24hrs.

I too have big green and little green Schwinns. Both paramounts. Big green is a 93 Paramount RS80 and little green is a 1967 Paramount in collegiate green. Can’t beat an old steel frame for affordability and it’s unique ability to absorb vibration.

Better yet. Make it to where all cars know the speed limits on every road. We’re almost there with gps integration. Combine that with communication with stop lights and stop signs, and make it where you automatically get a ticket if you don’t obey, or better yet, program the the car to where its incapable of breaking…

That’s not a Saabaru, that’s a Saablazervoyadader.

I have my original window sticker, if you’d like to see.

Chicken tax only applies to cargo versions of vans. If it has rear seats and seatbelts, no chicken tax.

I’m glad the media blitz with the VW T6 made it to you guys. Any idea if this is market research? Or is VW just fucking with us?

I’m sure this guy could help.

This is the junk equivalent of a sock wedgie.

This is the junk equivalent of a sock wedgie.

I’m sorry, but I can’t find the tits on an almond.

The city should have just paid a wrecker the $50 to move the car out of the way. Would have been cheaper than having to go back and re-pave that one spot.

YEP! Well, except those beams were concrete.

A Grom isn’t a Cessna. It’s a Miata. It’s a GT86.

Back when your honor actually meant something.

I was once so bored at work (because of lack of things to do) that I mastered minesweeper on expert. I think my fastest was around 75 seconds.

“Hey Christian come over and bring some pizza a Smörgåsbord bro”

Hopefully they have monks by the same name that brew that golden delicious drink!