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And the whole epi-pen debacle is also completely rediculous from a business standpoint.

Don’t be obtuse. The ONLY reason this statement is getting blasted is because Trump said it. Instead of sending the production of old cars to mexico, why not keep them here AND add additional jobs and manufacturing for the new models here. The population isn’t getting any smaller.

Only needs 1000ft to get to 335MPH, isn’t impressed.

Mess with Texas all you like, but don’t mess with Whataburger.

OHFcar at 11:52 FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY TELLS AN ACTUAL JOKE

Oh wait for some reason Jimmy Joe Meeker the second at 11:58pm responded to irieite’s bad joke

CBus660R at 10:38pm couldn’t leave well enough alone and had to call out powerful people

olason at 9:46pm spread around some misinformation with an intensity of a large volcano

Univision4EVAH at 10:50pm asks the most important question of our lives

Brandon McCombs at 11:19pm has some fresh memes from a decade ago

CucumberVlad at 10:59pm just says

eye-surgeon at 11:12pm reminds us of Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

At 11:14pm MrMojoIsMojo gives a bit longer of a routine

At 10:45pm irieite came in with this zinger

Hey how’s everybody doing I hope everyone’s doing great. Some folks wrote some comedy comments so I want to make sure that their comedic talents are fully appreciated by everyone at Jalopnik so I’ll start up a thread to give out some cheers and some jeers.

I’d still rather go 0-60 in 3.9 seconds and hear it than 2.5 and not.

Annnnnnnd there goes the safe space from Trump-bait.

Oh man the sign on the left “DEATHS . . . YEARS . . . AS ROADS” makes it even funnier.

Cowland responded: “We built it because we could.”