The last time I saw a Damsel in distress over a shrimp it required the Heimlich maneuver.

I think Japanese car companies have hired the same people that did this to cars in the 90's to design their new cars.

Electric water pump?

No, it was made with kinja.

No, it was made with kinja.

Everything I’ve ever eaten that was made with a slow cooker was absolute shit.

Everything I’ve ever eaten that was made with a slow cooker was absolute shit.

Get you head out of your ass Volkswagen.

I have some of these puppies in a tank in my living room. Really awesome to stare at after a few bong rips.

Battery died. Had to schlep it the last 2 miles.

Don’t see the VR6 around much anymore?

I think it’s pretty obvious what happened. It’s a failed dam or levee for a slurry pond. Much like the Ajka Alumina plant disaster.

Obligatory

I’ll see your Scout and raise you a Travelall

If you look really close you can see a banana peel.

Back in the early years of our marriage, my wife and I used to regularly visit Padre Island National Seashore to spend a quiet day on the beach away from all of the people that crowd the “normal” beaches of Corpus Christi. Now that we have small kids, I refuse to go to PINS because of the lack of cell service. 911…

Those timing belts though...

On second thought, keep going...

Never google “goiters” during lunch. Lesson learned.

And now everyone who bought a P90D in the last few months is pissed.

It seems you can go anywhere to escape politics these days. I just wonder, will things get worse or better under Univision?