Beautiful!

Apparently Teslas don’t fit under big rigs either.

Now I want a pair of those sweet overalls!

Marlboro livery is so damn good looking. It’s a shame tobacco has to be so harmful.

A year at the gym would be a lot cheaper and more beneficial.

What I see every time I see a Mitsu.

amidoingthisright?

Or just have Jose and Armando hold it for you...

Reminds me of this dumb sonofabitch...

But it’s still plastidip.

The average American has no need for that much dead hooker storage.

Senior week?

Was there ever a Chrysler neon? I thought it was Plymouth and then switched to dodge...

I’d be suspicious.

Looks like they were parked in a grassy field. I suspect a hot catalytic converter is to blame.

Sorry sir, we can’t park your car...

Are you channeling Jim Gaffigan or something?

Useless as tits on a boar....but tits nonetheless!