I’m not trying to offend you, BUT (here we go) If you watched Seinfeld in syndication and weren’t living anywhere near New York City at the time I’m not entirely sure you should be writing about this at all. You literally know nothing about what New York was like in the 90s, and you didn’t even watch the show when it…

This is a lazy article. Sure, U2 hasn’t released anything exciting or interesting in years, and they’re the precursor to Wilco in my opinion (good early material, then beige beige beige), but come on, man. Their first album came out in 1981. Different time and different place. Just get over it, go bitch about Beiber…

Except that Joshua Tree was released in early ‘87 and the very concept of a “soccer mom” wasn’t even a thing until at least the mid-1990s. Bono is fifty-five freaking years old, what do you expect out of him, or U2 for that matter? Besides, Joshua Tree was their last decent album, if you stopped liking them -before-…

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There are currently three franchised cable television providers: Time Warner Cable, Cablevision and Verizon. Time Warner Cable provides service in Staten Island, Manhattan, Queens and part of Brooklyn. Cablevision provides service in part of Brooklyn and all of the Bronx. Verizon was granted a five borough franchise…

“And there are STILL no tight ends.”

Nice Malört reference, well played.

You don’t realize that those professions you listed as examples have absolutely nothing in common with his profession, do you? It appears you do not. Hint: Those three do not involve brutal physical contact once a week. Potentially, maybe, but a ton of jobs have that potential but don’t cause CTE in a shit-ton of…

No, he’s saying baseball is not a complex sport because even Dominicans, who he’s saying are dumb as shit, make up 1/3 of the league.

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Still not a catch. It was never a catch. Get over it.

But that’s not really plausible, nothing he’s done in any way, shape or form, has improved the long-term prospects of the Knicks. I hate that my favorite franchise is a shitpile of Dolan/Phil/Isiah and I won’t follow or root for them any longer, until Phil’s gone and maybe a car hits Dolan or he chokes on a harmonica.

Well, I heard Mr. Young sing about her
Well, I heard ol’ Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don’t need him around anyhow

Jesus, Albert, get over it. You know what also doesn’t make sense and lacks all logic? THE WATCHMEN! Oh, wait, I mean every comic book ever.

Although metal is good to blast the neighbors, the ideal is to crank childrens music as loud as humanly possible and then leave your apartment for as long as possible. Metal is enjoyable. Childrens music is godawful.

Always love a Fletch reference!

The “sinking submarine”, best hangover cure ever.

If you half-fill the bath and run the shower the preferred term is “the sinking submarine”

I think that’s too controversial, it’ll be about a kid dying of cancer right before the finals, or an old guy that just died without seeing Cleveland win a title, something like that.

Cue the music…