Oh deer.

Thorne’s “that green jacket’s well within reach” was pretty effing funny.

I was hoping someone posted this, THANK YOU!

Pica is seen more in young children than adults. Between 10% and 32% of children ages 1 to 6 have these behaviors. The incidence of intentional consumption of dirt (geophagy) among children, which is a subset of children with pica behavior, is uncertain.

“Guerrerro isn’t even good enough to be mad at himself”...Christ, that’s a stupid fucking comment.

So your theory is that when he is asked a question he should not say anything at all? Brilliant.

#NoneOfTheAbove!

Orphaned kittens.

Even if that were the case, N.O. failed to foul before Curry could get that 3 attempt up AND then left him completely wide open to get another attempt off. That’s completely inexcusable.

If the Nets had any sense at all they’d have Budos Band or/and the Daptone Records performers play at halftime. But, they have no sense, no sense at all.

Regarding “The Wizards, née Bullets, made the NBA Finals four times in the 1970s” would it be so difficult to include “winning the Championship once, in 1978”. That’s just the next logical question that comes up after reading the first part of the sentence.

Maybe just take a break from deadspin for the day, why don’t you?

I don’t understand any of this, what do you expect? Shit, I lived in Chicago when the Bulls won the second and third titles of their eventual six with Jordan and my car (NY plates) was fucked with both times. Who the hell goes to a road NHL playoff game in oppo gear, in a crappy stadium that nevertheless is hosting…

“They didn’t even put the car in neutral, literally just dragged the car out of its spot with the tires making a terrible screeching noise”

/\ your comment is stupid and useless. Your time would be better spent looking up the definition of outrage.

Ok maybe one of those things.

Are you this much of a fucking moron in real life, or just online?

“the media”. good lord you’re an asshole, an idiot, or an idiotic asshole.

I still enjoy the 'Munson-Nixon line' to describe the barrier between Sox and Yankees fans, such a great name.