How so? and in what plane of reality does one consider shoplifting not a "robbery"?

As a Knicks fan I can only hope that this results in Spike GOING THE FUCK AWAY.

I completely agree, I want the Knicks to be record breaking awful this season. Why not?

'Lacey Noonan' is 100% based on Caddyshack, right? Lacey Underall + Danny Noonan.

I'd just like to say I'm proud to have made the Funbag AND Gregggg's TMQ mailbags. time to try Simmons and Peter King!

"Jealously", "envy", "losers going nowhere in life", "grown underemployed men", "jealous misfits"? Wow you really fit a lot of b.s. into just that one comment. Good for you, have a cookie.

"those thugs", i.e. "black guys" who are working the door? Also, before that fellow shoves Kelly away he says quite clearly "Yo, you're spitting blood on me", which to me justifies a freaking push away.

You sir, are a complete moron. "jealousy" and "envy"? Really?

You sir, are a complete moron. "jealousy"? Really?

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The new Jared Lorenzen? I would watch this.

Not really what profiling means at all, but, okay.

Also perhaps shocking to some of you, the movie version of Moneyball is more embellished than the book.

that's the movie version. Has anyone here read the blind side?

Except for the part that reads " the person with me..."

nope, that's not the one.

Just curious, not being snarky, have you read the book?

Considering the level of fame their story has achieved I don't think this qualifies as just a "look how great I am" facebook post, I think it's a legit observation. What gives with the dissing here?

Gillooooooooooooooooooooooly!