I have no disagreement with his qb play at FL and his NFL work was better than some. I don’t care about his beliefs, he can say what he wants. But, he’s not a better baseball player than the kids he’s around. It is impressive that he can do this much, but step off and give some kid a chance. Move to the booth, most…

Perhaps we are looking at this thing from the wrong angle. For a moment, go ahead and squeeze all of your muscles so your soul squirts out of your nose. There. Now you are a killer. Now you are the business prophet. Your mother approaches you and all you can see is a complex diagram of revenue and cost. It’s trying to…

As usual, the spitting image can’t compete with the swallowing video.

I love the “mutually agreed” part, I like to tell that to potential employers too, “well we mutually agreed that my employment at that company was no longer needed after I told my supervisor to chug a bag of dicks”

Lol wtf is that stance?

Better lesson for the kids out there: don’t swing at a ball rolling 20 feet away from the plate. Because if you swing and miss it will be called a strike.

The jokes on Votto. That Indians fan was never thin.

I think the Cavs and Warriors both reaching the finals 12-0 would be more desireable to them than any pretense of parity.

1Oak sounds like a pretty lame club with policies like this.

Harvey is said to have answered his own door in his pajamas

Pretty sure if Oubre’s punishment seems outsized, it’ll have something to do with him getting into the ref’s space to lay Olynyk out. The ref sees Oubre coming before Olynyk does, and is putting his arm out to get between them when Oubre just goes over the top of his head to shove Olynyk.

Hot take: Shove taking place within the context of a basketball play where the shover gets called for a foul for said act, is fine. Shove taking place after the whistle, where the shover gets a running start to exact revenge for a harder than necessary foul that was already penalized within the rules of the game, is…

You must be so hard for Beal right now

If you rearrange the letters and leave out a lot of them and add an extra W, it says “I played for Washington in game two.”

The great thing about jazz is that if it starts getting boring, you can just play other notes.

No, not wrong at all. But when I read that first sentence, I thought “That’s a pretty damn big ‘if.’” And sure enough, a couple hours later....

Emma, 12:33 pm:

Only sort of related: the wife and I took the kids down to this game from NYC. Nats fans are unreal. Without exception, every fan and employee here has been friendly to us and nice to our kids, despite the four of us being decked out in blue and orange. And, when Syndergaard got hurt, there was polite applause and…

Worst self-evaluation of health since the Black Knight from “Holy Grail”