In the midst of everything happening currently on the internet, I just wanted to say;
this was journalism.

Great article, Jason.

Everythjng you say is true and I don't blame you for not getting it. I feel sorry for you and anyone else that wasn't old enough to experience this game when it came out because you'll never feel about it like we do. I'm sorry if that comes off condescending but I feel it's the truth and the reason for the divide.

Spoilers:

I'd like to say that it's because I go to a fancy school with a fancy title, but in real life I saw it on Tumblr.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN BETTER?

Have you tried coconut milk? It's one of the most ecologically sound alternative milks and I find it quite a bit tastier than almond milk.

Hrm.

Mark, did Jezebel put you on the "Stories that are so fucked up you wish you had never read them" beat, or is this the life you have chosen for yourself? I call misandry.

More scenes plus the ending sequence

The legs and arms look way too long. Is CLAMP like doing consultant work on this?

Don't you ever have a great day because you're wearing your favorite underwear? Some things are just for you!

If Harrison Ford has a crazy racist outburst, nobody better tell me about it.

Needs a slowdown.

Doctor Luigi Capaldi death stare?

Eh... He isn't as interesting because he was always a bad guy. Luigi is known as a coward, and weak, but seeing him like this is more interesting, and funny.

Someone could make a gif about The Regular Show episode where they are chased by a british taxi car.

Reminds me so much of Goofy in Motor Mania. Everyone's a little different behind the wheel.

I seriously considered giving enough to have Mr Burton video chat with me, but decided that was a lot to spend for 5-10 minutes of me laughing nervously with him sitting there awkwardly on the other end. Opted to give $200 instead. An autographed book is better. You can't disappoint a book.