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Have you tried coconut milk? It's one of the most ecologically sound alternative milks and I find it quite a bit tastier than almond milk.

Hrm.

Mark, did Jezebel put you on the "Stories that are so fucked up you wish you had never read them" beat, or is this the life you have chosen for yourself? I call misandry.

Saw this episode three days ago. Hadn't seen it in years. It is and always will be one of the best Simpsons episodes. The 90s in a nutshell.

Hah, that would be pretty awesome, inadvertently sounding like a 1920's radio announcer. My German grandfather refused to speak it at home or let his kids learn it at school, so I had to do it the hard way via four years in high school and another four in college. I double-majored in that and Japanese in college and…

Now that you mention it, I really quite like Duolingo myself. Very addictive. Supplement it with some grammar texts (either books or online) and that should bring you a long way.

Eating the brain of somebody who speaks the language and absorbing their knowledge, obviously.

fucking california

More scenes plus the ending sequence

The legs and arms look way too long. Is CLAMP like doing consultant work on this?

Don't you ever have a great day because you're wearing your favorite underwear? Some things are just for you!

My dog would LOVE being a therapy dog. Her life goal is to be petted as much as possible. I don't think she's suitable as she's just too excitable, hyper and jumpy to be around frail people. She'd never bite, I don't think, but she would easily knock someone down either trying to jump up on them or because she runs in…

"The samples [...] were found near an ancient campfire"

If Harrison Ford has a crazy racist outburst, nobody better tell me about it.

This guy? I think is an awesome update from the red and white.

Oooo! Can we Captain Pike him?

yeah, that's the guy you want helping with that. Master of disguises Kent.

Reminds me so much of Goofy in Motor Mania. Everyone's a little different behind the wheel.