I usually buy a new dress every summer and maybe a pair of new jeans once a year, and maybe a new top or two in between if I'm treating myself. However, as I'm moving from mildly-wintered Las Vegas to not-so-mildly-wintered DC, I'm going to have to invest in what friends and family have dubbed "real winter clothes."

"It puts the lotion on its skin" jokes aside, I don't know how I feel about this. I mean, if sci-fi television has taught me anything, those nanites will evolve into an intelligent life form and then try to devour my starship as a source of fuel.

Way to go, Nevada! Tweet (and drink) ALL OF THE BEER!

All of my lulz. Have them.

For many years, I have sworn by the success of my "seafood" diet. I see food, I eat it. And then I exercise like hell in boot camp 4 days a week and do swimming or light exercise 2 days a week. It works great!

I feel like anything where a historical figure battles VAMPIRES can't be nitpicked for historical inaccuracies. I can only imagine what the author must think about Doctor Who if there's this much disdain about Honest Abe and his vampire slaying skills. Which, by the way, were awesome.

I will totally donate to that.

This is actually kind of amazing. Maybe not the best Picasso piece to work from, but still imaginative.

The carpet leaves a lot to be desired, but I love everything else about this. Who did ESC design this for? I want to be their friend.

Damn. Looks like my baseball career is over.

Bill Clinton the Cthulhu Killer.

I would SO watch this movie.

I feel like some of these were more spot on re: the Doctor than others, but it was still very clever. My boss is definitely #6.

Oh my gosh, this is the best thing I have read all day.

Wow. That's nigh-on Lovecraftian, isn't it?

I suppose that if you have to revive this series, you may as well do it with someone called Hornswoggle. You don't even need to give him a different name!

It shows how much baseball knowledge that I have that my initial reaction was, "Why would they need gloves to play baseball?"

I don't understand why the title says "were incredibly unnerving." These ARE creepy as heck.

I was excited to see Leonard Nimoy back, but not surprised; I have been telling my fiance any anyone that would listen for most of this season that "I bet William Bell is behind everything David Robert Jones is doing." Especially so after the future episode. But I thought Nimoy was done with the role, so I was…