“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

That guy in the picture was rambling intolerably. Somebody should’ve brained him with that green thing.

Who wants to fuck a goldfish?

There was also this I found on twitter.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

since 9/11... im not sure home of the brave still aplies... the states lost its shit and never recovered from that

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

“I wish it would all just go away,” said Kathie Lee clueless white people.

He’s just upset that the Warriors scored more points than the Cavaliers in achieving victory, a concept he is unfamiliar with.

It doesn’t matter how you say it, everyone knows you mean “Pence.”

“What do you get when your pres. is a creep?”

“Reagan didn’t dodge a bullet”

The North Remembers

None of you fools recognize a good ol’ fashion Covfefe when you seen one?

Another reminder of who the REAL psychopathic monster of the Old Testament Bible was.

Just a reminder that there is no genuine track record of Satanist child abuse anywhere in the world.

Christianity’s record, however...

Putting a kid in a coffin is creepy anyway, it will make him a casket case.

It’s reverse outsourcing. Labor is drying up in the Middle East.

I knew that Ed Sheeran motherfucker was gonna be trouble the first time I laid eyes on him.