“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

That guy in the picture was rambling intolerably. Somebody should’ve brained him with that green thing.

Who wants to fuck a goldfish?

There was also this I found on twitter.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

It would force us to remember things wholesale.

since 9/11... im not sure home of the brave still aplies... the states lost its shit and never recovered from that

Tommy? Roy?

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

“I wish it would all just go away,” said Kathie Lee clueless white people.

He’s just upset that the Warriors scored more points than the Cavaliers in achieving victory, a concept he is unfamiliar with.

It doesn’t matter how you say it, everyone knows you mean “Pence.”

These movies are not trying to follow the Marvel model...

Sure, Disney/Marvel is about the universe first and the director second, but that doesn’t mean that the director has no input on anything. The Guardians of the Galaxy films are clearly from James Gunn’s vision. Thor: Ragnarok appears to take a lot of inspiration from Taika Waititi. Heck, even the Russo Brothers have…

“What do you get when your pres. is a creep?”

“Reagan didn’t dodge a bullet”

The North Remembers

None of you fools recognize a good ol’ fashion Covfefe when you seen one?

It’s so Spielberg they’ve already gone back and digitally replaced the guns with walkie talkies!