Traitor. Emoluments. Impeach. Convict. Hang.

Hiding under my desk will keep me safe, right?

Hey - lots of workplaces closed for Ronald Reagan. They just never reopened…

I’m gonna come right out and say it: I guess he couldn’t do the fandango, after all.

I guarantee he was thinking “for your age” as he said it. Kind of suprised it didn’t let that thought slip out.

America is the estranged and bitter teenager who just lectured Europe-Mom for being a drunk divorcee, slammed the car door, yelled “I’ll never be like you!”, reversed out of the driveway, and straight into a passing bus.

Emma Stone gets nailed twice of course, being both a woman and Asian.

Isn’t the whole point of chocolate that it tastes good? Why skip that part?

Putin will bring menstruating women with him into a meeting to scare Trump.

It’s actually pretty impressive how, when it came to watering the tree of liberty with his own blood, he was able to totally cut out the middle man.

Medicaid spending is already set to go up under current law. The BCRA reduces the amount already set by law. While it still increases from what it currently is, it is still a cut.

Most problematic was the unusual control that the author,

if these allegations are true

Look I’m as amused by Donald teaching the fluke monster from the X-Files how to act like a person by forcing him/it to watch Wall Street and American Pyscho on a loop as anyone but do we have to keep pretending its a person?

Guess you could say his rescuing skills are en pointe.

This actually makes me want to cry. He just doesn’t understand how so, so many things work and has apparently surrounded himself with people that don’t have the balls to correct him. It’s like that commercial with the old lady taping photos to her wall thinking it’s like Facebook and the other woman goes “That’s now…

I can see how this is a compassionate move.  This being said, I can also conceive that it might be a slippery slope.

I’d just like to note that Lieutenant Chris Wetter is much better than his predecessor Lieutenant Chris Wet.

That would be homeopathy.

This is basically homeopathic legislation we’re living through. Take a little bit of competence and dilute it until only the memory of competence remains.