Just so we’re on the same page here, this bike is called the “Zero Fucks” right?

Yeah, like we can beleive that they’re going to “detune” that truck before going home. Like no one ever rolls coal, or gives a car a race tune for normal driving.

Let me start by saying that I love Jalopnik. It is a part of my daily, no doubt.

“Remember the Mercury Milan?”

Get lost with the “selfish” shit.

I actually did say “Truck yeah!” in my head after seeing this.

Me.

So When you punted the Porsche at the hairpin. Which Face did you make when you passed them?
A)

No what they need to do is bring the toyota 86 rc

Note, Longview, TX is 128 miles from Dallas, so it’s not really in Dallas. It’s actually closer to Shreveport, LA (65 miles).

Pretty sure god didn’t make them smart.. I’m guessing years of education and experience did.. So just thanking the guys at Alpinestars is sufficient.

So then we can also thank God for letting that tire explode in the first place, right?

The GLA AMG is only MARGINALLY larger than the latest WRX wagon.

What’s so amusing about the way it’s modded?

These, cool as they may be, ain’t “utes.”

If you haven’t, you should.

In the late-80's/early 90's, they made a ton of great cars, like the AWD 323 GTX and the turbocharged 626 and MX-6 cars, all great late-80's econoboxes that were a lot of fun to drive.

Your roommate hates suspension components and I hate him

Dean Chenoweth died when this boat flipped over at speed:

Nope, the government added a loophole where the Zonda can now be brought into the States as a “kit car” (AMG engine/Pagani chassis). I know a few Huayra owners have ordered new Zonda 760s from Pagani in the US.