Thank you Hillary. This is a story that makes me smile because the badass women are getting shit done. And makes me furious that it has taken badass women who can get shit done, to get shit done because all the fucking men who run shit found a way to get all the weed smokers in jail but not the fucking rapists.

The writing on that one is the BEST. I lost it at fleeing the great Fucks Famine of 2015.

Carly Fiorina = NOT chill.

The Republican party is an absolute shit show. We are watching a once-formidable political party burn to the fucking ground...

Did I wake up in some alternate universe in which presidential candidates WANT people to believe they’ve stabbed someone and hit their mother with a hammer?? I’m losing my mind right?? Are we dead??

It was only this year that I realised that people had a social media ‘image’. Up until that point I earnestly believed that everyone I knew had perfect lives and that made me so happy, but gently puzzled as to why mine was so imperfect, then put it down to autism.

My kingdom for a peek at Gigi Hadid’s texts from last night.

Why do people do that? I received a “I love him so much and you and I need to get along for his sake” text from the girl he had cheated on me with and then left me for. I replied back that she wasn’t the only girl I’d discovered that he’d cheated with, and if she wanted to keep him she’d probably want to start…

I think if you had her address, this entire commentariat would send her some horseshit.

According to state law, yeah, it’s absolutely his responsibility.

Dude only decided to call the cops because they stiffed him on the tip. He had no problem with them walking out after 7 margs each.

You know, more than one person can be at fault in a single situation; it’s not a zero-sum blame game. I don’t condone driving after 7 margaritas, but rofl at everyone rushing to commend someone who didn’t see any problem with bringing a single two-top FOURTEEN margaritas.

Since the behavior is, weirdly, legal, evidence doesn’t much matter. Last time this happened to me I took the phone from the dude’s hand (he was leaning out of his friend’s car to take video), deleted it myself, and threatened to throw the phone over a bridge if he didn’t apologize.

Why call the police for no reason? I agree there are situations where pursuing the dude would be too dangerous to risk but this was a busy street during the day, I might have weighed the risk/reward and made the same choice as her. Something has to be done about people like this, and she did not break any laws. I say…

Nah. Not enough anal sex.

I will admit, I just laughed my ass off all the way through this article, because it’s not utopia, it’s just...shit. She breastfeeds 5657988 times a day, has zero cares ever, and manages to go to school AND do her homework, even though she sleeps like, 4 hours per night because she has a damn baby. Lolololol no.

Normally if I want ice cold air blasted my way I just ask my wife a question.

Youre gonna want to pipe down on the Canada-brag, because if Trump gets elected, you're gonna end up with a lot of new neighbors.

Of the two choices, Bernie and Hillary, IMHO, Bernie is not as electable (because this centrist country is not yet liberal enough to elect a democratic socialist). Hillary knows how to get elected and I think knows how to get things done. She passes the bar for me in terms of democratic principles and ideals (yes, I’m…

I’m sure the Beadors are good parents