I was going to say Hemingway. She would have sounded exactly like him if she'd talked more about drinks and ended up fucking Miguela.

The reason that more than one former Hofstra student recited those claims is because those are common hazing rumors that circulate on almost every campus, due to the over-sexualized image that sorority women are subject to on every single campus. People would like to think they're true, so they circulate them as if…

For sure. I guess the way I see it is this: If a new member (or member or alumna) comes forward and says "this is what I was forced to do" or "I quit because of XYZ," then yeah, absolutely 100% this is a thing that happened, nationals needs to get involved and shut down the chapter, and anything that's within the…

The only person who is angry, ALL THE TIME, is Mellie. Who is white. Super duper white.

Excellent article, Kara.

I thought the same thing when I first read it!!

"he went on to play a show at the Rod Laver Arena"

"Moaning quietly into a napkin about clocks?"

Before people get all huffy about going to the hospital for a migraine, intense head pain can be a symptom of stroke, even if no other 'classic' stroke symptoms are present. Maybe Kanye is being over cautious, maybe he has family history and is being suitably cautious. Either way, health worries blow for everyone.

$12,500 for a single vacation? Bye.

To the people who object to this: Do you want to take the chance that you are going to have sex with someone who is not 100% consenting? If the answer is in any way "Yes", you need to take a good, long look at yourself.

if you're not getting enthusiastic consent, you aren't doing it right.

"It is not difficult not to rape someone. " That right there. Well put. The mic you broke when it hit the floor might be taken out of your paycheck, though. But worth it, I would think....

I used to write a column for Portland's alternative weekly about my adventures driving a cab at night. I thought some of you might enjoy the first one:

I just love Taylor. I really, really do.

Good thing no one asked you.

My town went ape-shit when we got a KMart. I mean like front page, plan your weekend around it, old ladies waiting outside at five in the morning in their good hats, kind of apeshit. An Olive Garden would be just an embarrassment of riches.