Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

True. The Olympics has been murdered by many capable women so far.

I personally felt Simone Biles killed and claimed Rio but also very proud of Katie! GO USA!

Their self-aggrandizement is often the result of people blowing smoke up their ass. As a child in the Brewster Projects, she probably felt she made so no-one else can have "excuses".

It is but hey, legends are made to disappoint. I mean, look at MJ, he went full white. At least Ru stayed black.

But how did he find the time to tell you he doesn’t own a television??!??!?

While I guess it makes sense, I’ve always doubted that the two are that compatible. Maybe because I’ve always imagined one of the secret exercises of the Crossfit Cult is sacrificing a cow by climbing atop it using only your core strength and ripping it in half with your legs.

Ugh, those are the WORST.

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

As a full time resident of Kansas, I endorse this post and would like to see it run for office.

Let’s all hope this is the beginning of a long and bitter rivalry between the city of Montreal and the entire state of Kansas.

I’d prefer not to think of the genesis of your repetitive motion elbow issues, to be honest.

According to French people, Quebecois can barely speak French. ;)

My friend’s grandmother is French. She would get irate at the suggestion that Quebec speaks French.

Man named Dick Fiddler: I demand you respect where I came from.

You are a goddamn monster.

I am throwing up everywhere

That is a fucking nightmare.