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Women, please be aware these apps are data collection devices for the companies who make them. Your information is not safe or secure. By using these apps you are at worst leaving yourself open to a stalker. At best, you are getting inaccurate fertility advice.

Which of Bill’s political ambitions has Hillary been supporting since the allegations were made public in 1999?

Even those of us who make relatively few excuses probably make some. We're just deaf to our own.

Ha! But seriously, no truer words: “Legends are made to disappoint.” They’re wonderful in their narrow-ish lanes. Beyond that, they’re just like the rest of us mortals.

Wow. Very disappointing to hear.

Stassa had those Try Guys covered:

The Central Park Five.

This isn’t precisely the question/answer you were asking/seeking but:

A beautiful country and great coffee too. Will keep an eye open.

After your fun and games, ask him grow out his leg hair - at least- for me.

Ugh. That aerodynamic look does not do it for me. You can have my share.

That’s as far as it goes. He’s impotent.

That creep keeps an “enemies” list just like Joe McCarthy. Right now he’s scurrying back to his master troll list and adding your name, all your names. No lie.

I've missed you at Gawker lately. If it needs to be said, I'm dead serious. Please tell me you aren't banned. All those white boys are boring me silly.

She was young and adorable, the way all young people are adorable. Why was everyone so hateful to her then?

When you’re 68, running for president and wearing a Kevlar vest, get back to us with the photos of you looking super hot on the campaign trail.