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Every fucking day. They stole a SCOTUS seat. That shit makes me insanely angry, to the point where I’ve cut every single trump supporter out of my life lest I go feral on them.

They were all magical! Okay, I admit, the ending of the season jammed way too much plot into a couple of episodes, but only because they knew that the show wasn’t being renewed and wanted to tie things up a bit. I appreciate that.

Oh no you di’int! Malice is my favorite movie of all time and if you so much as look like you’re about to insult Sorkin again, I will take your lungs out with a fucking ice cream scoop.

I love Aaron Sorkin and Studio 60 and I don’t care who knows it!

I love her and I will not make fun of her tweets for a full year.

We find out it’s filled with grain and Ben Carson lets out a long, soporific, chuckle.

Why?

Maybe she has a nail biting problem, Gin.

To a certain type of guy, “chill” is the opposite of “crazy,” where “crazy” = “feelings and demands I don’t want you to have because they require me to contemplate you as a person with your own thoughts and desires.”

Yeppppp. I met my lovely boyfriend online after SIX YEARS of meeting nothing but ‘chill hang-out’ dudes. He took me out for an actual date, called it a date and when we parted ways he called me about an hour later to make sure I got home ok and to let me know he had a great time and would love to see me again. It was

Me too. Meeeee too.

Not if you're married!

Or not putting a NEW FUCKING TRASHBAG in the trash can after taking out the trash.

Focus on those around you who think you're doing a great job. Don't focus on the one person that says you aren't: they could be the "1" in the situation.

Don't use Facebook. Seriously, this is a company that "experimented" by placing feeds and ads on the feeds of people it predicted might be depressed to make them more depressed. It continues to sell personal information to advertisers and demographers after promising not to. The Zuckerberg entourage (Sharyl Sandberg

Clearly, you have no children. And possibly no job. My HR department has information about my family. They know the names of my wife and kids. They know my kids' ages. I think they might know their social security numbers.

That's the thing though, corporate email contains lots of things you'd rather not have everyone see. Employee evaluations, idly talking shit about a coworker, even just comments on a project you're working on that are earnest and honest but could be read as cruel and/or dumb.