No I am the childless asshole who still somehow manages to cut people an ounce of fucking slack.

They're Real mascara by benefit is ridiculously awesome, and it's the perfect way to instantly glam up your look. It truly does "lengthen and define." Amazing product!

5 makeup products and she didn't include mascara? Eyeliner but no mascara? I vehemently disagree.

From me to you.