This is just unacceptable behavior. If you're going to sit in a box at a high-profile football game and show off your succulent breasts, the least you could do is become governor of New Jersey.

Who the fuck bought and drove a FGT because of fuel economy? Seriously?

Keeping one eye on what's going on around her is a wonderful tribute to Stuart Scott.

HOT ICE!!!!

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

More like bed-and-bitchfest amirite lol

"Its also interesting to note that Kapernick started to suck after they traded away Alex Smith- the player who was responsible for taking Harbaughs playcalls and translating them from written english into Big Pun lyrics for Kapernick to tattoo all over his body like hes the main character of memento or whatever. Hard…

I hope it's mom's job to teach their daughter how to use a tampon.

<Michigan AD on phone call>
Michigan AD: "Yea, I'm married, does it matter? You'd do that for me? Really? I'd like that."
<Wife enters, agitated>
Wife: "Who are you talking to?"
Michigan AD: "It's Jim, from San Fran."
Wife: "Jim from San Fran at 3 in the morning <grabs phone>...who is this?"
Michigan AD: "It's Jim, from San…

Castro cleared up the confusion by stating that it couldn't have been him, his real name is Fausto Carmona.

It's too late. He's already caught the jungle fever!

You failed to mention the enclosed $49 million Target gift card.

Thanks for your reply. I absolutely agree that people can get exposure if they want it. Serial isn't the only place to hear about the shortcomings of our justice system and I don't think that was the draw. I already knew how testimonies could be influenced or how evidence could be manipulated but it still was very…

Dessert menu sucks, too. All they have is Vanilla Ice Cream.

Could have been worse. They could have called it "Tamir Rice".

Their drive-by pick up service didn't help matters.

You take your Eight maids-a-milking and have fun with their pox-covered hands while I dance with one more lady than that.