"What The Rock and Ronda is cooking." IS? Goddammit The Rock, I expected better from you.
Keep it in a giant pile with the rest of the crap she gives you. In like three years, bring out the box o' crap and suggest that she make a scrapbook with all the stuff you've curated over the years. You look like a nice sensitive guy and all you had to do was resist the urge to trash some stupid card.
Eh, this is really just a rhythmic slap on the wrist.
And people who don't turn off the fucking typewriter clicking on their iphones. They need to be deported.
Walker, Ex's Anger.
Fact: Milk is for babies and children. If you are an adult—i.e., not a baby or child—you should not be drinking milk.
Not surprising. The Irish have been fraudulently attending bowl games for years.
I recommend that any person who does analysis or predictions in the media (politics, sports, Hollywood rumors, whatever) should have a permanent tally of what they got right or wrong. This should be displayed by their name any time they make an appearance or are referenced. Once they fall below 50%, they are labeled… Read more
I think if someone in the media says something like this there should be some form of retribution for being wrong. Like we should bring the stockades back solely for this purpose.
Pretzels losing to Chex Mix? What fresh hell is this?
Probably the most devastating use of the belt since Adrian Peterson.
Coincidentally, Pat McAfee won't be able to attend Hall of Fame ceremonies. He has a virus.
If a former employee leaves you to work in the unhappiest city, that probably doesn't say much for you.
Like, why the fuck would she leave her couch there?
You sure found a lot of words to say "burn it down", Jolie.