The Kings are masturbating to this video right now.

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

Hunters can shoot cyclists, though.

Left out the best one.

I use some of Peter Gammons' tweets to break the ice at bars sometimes.... The girls always just think I'm having a stroke though...

Holy shit. The one email just totally dislodged a completely forgotten memory. So I was on a non-stop cross-country flight back from DC to Seattle. I had the window seat, and next to me, in the middle seat, was a...ehhhh I want to say like 6 year-old boy, and his mom had the aisle seat. About an hour into the flight,…

1A. Cat, domesticated

Giving the Black Mamba 23? You're just insulting Jordan at this point, Greg.

He looks like Stevie Janowski from Eastbound and Down.

Lot of people riding the pine on that team...

C'mon... Two wrongs don't make a right and it was tagging family that got Tate in trouble in the first place...

countless of you coming to my work to complain about the league

I always read this lists just to see what ranks below "being hit by a car". I was hoping it was going to be "pop".

A-Ha Clinton Dix wouldn't hesitate to take him on.

I wonder if this will make it onto tonight's edition of, "Cum on, man!"

"Nice Pass"

Murray and Clay are still the same guys there were in college, only instead of sharing Carries they're sharing Ginas.

The idiots responsible for this should know better than to use unpaid staff at professional sporting events. It's college sports where you can get away with that sort of thing.

Bucs 2013: Staph infection