The cruelest thing the company is doing, however, is still subjecting us to Roman Reigns promos.

Feels like an Arby's night.

He will never be healthy, until he returns that MVP he stole from LeBron.

Pitino might actually want to watch the film and take some notes given that Savannah State was able to hold out for 15 minutes before scoring.

"Well, maybe I will come to your country then. And eat all of your bread!"

Honestly surprised about this mascot. With the games being in Brazil, I'd expect a hairless cat.

This. I wish there were more stories here about how the SEC accidentally scheduled their late August games in late November rather than how teams with legitimate non-conference schedules are going to get penalized for not winning by enough.

What's your favorite memory of 3^rd grade?

They also beat up Michigan State in East Lansing, a team that is still held up as Oregon's quality win. If you're going to put so much weight in a week 2 loss, you have to give the same weight to that win. TCU and Baylor's non-conference schedule included Samford, Northwestern State and SMU - two FCS teams and the…

Guy next her seconds later: So, are you a big Tim Tebow fan?

If rose would have done that he would be out for three weeks

I'm not surprised by this reaction at all. Noah seems to have a complete inability to brush anything off, like his hair or his teeth.

I'd fuckin' do it.

Roger Goodell would like to take this opportunity to remind Bills fans that it rarely snows in London.

If I were the Bills or Jets, I would want to play in Washington, too. No road team EVER loses there.

A Sex and the City reference on Deadspin, and I didn't make it!

RELEVANT SEX AND THE CITY ANECDOTE ALERT: There's an episode where they go to L.A. so they can shit all over it for a day or two. One of them goes on a date with this guy from New York so they can talk about how much better New York is, and they go to a steak house. The guy orders a steak and instead of eating it,…

He is a Witness.

ladies and gentlemen, your 2021 Minnesota Vikings.

The Bills are offering tickets AND cash? That's a better deal than the Jills got and I don't have to blow anybody.