So going by the example of Ohio State's sanctions for players trading some memorabilia for tattoos and Tressel not telling the NCAA right away, OK State will lose 15 scholarships, be banned from bowls for 5 years and the AD and head coach will be pilloried, fired and tarred.

A second ball was actually thrown to Bailey from behind the grassy knoll.

Lol, he's partying at a TGI Fridays? What a loser!

BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY WHERE'D ORTON COME FROM

Oh, one more thing. The best journalism school is the University of Missouri. Same state as the best team in baseball.

He should have switched his urine.

This can't be right. Only people whose parents didn't beat them with sticks growing up turn to drugs.

I wasn't aware that Dusty Rhodes made a spice mix.

You don't need "being hit by a car" when it's preferable to the entire list.

I would say his social media skills could use a little polish, but it's not like they have the best track record with the Holocaust either.

Pictured: Members of two different groups who vowed never to be burned by the Heat ever again.

You sound like a lot of fun at parties.

The amazing thing is that Eli was totally fine, walked off the field without any help, and made it to the Meadowlands in plenty of time to lead the Giants by the Falcons.

LaRoche: C'mon, that fucking blimp moved right in front of me while the pitch was coming!

Adrian Peterson approved

A race to the bottom.

I never realized being from the Midwest was a race.

His wife operates an inter-species erotica site called "One Horse/Open Slay"

Hunter Pence refuses to help old ladies find their seats.

Roberto Demente