If only there were a team of elite consultants to help Alex Rodriguez look more natural when posing with others. If only. /low-hanging fruit

I don't want to get any Ohio on me.

I bet Peterson really wishes he could've played now having learned that the Falcons can't defend themselves either.

More than anything else, this demonstrates under the new wild card format there's a vas deferens between squeezing into the playoffs and being stuck on the outside.

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

1a. Thou shalt not rank Original Cafe Mix Milk and Honey Granola ahead of other breakfast cereals.

Yeah. Wrote it one handed.

I think we'd already established that Jameis doesn't understand the meaning of "no."

These Derek Jeter send-offs just get more and more emotional.

That was a first...someone looking like such an asshole that Joe West looks like the good guy.

Why must Pap smear these Philly fans? It's already evident he's a cancer.

Zee goggles, they do nothing!

What I've learned from deadspin today:

Thanks for assuming that since it was a woman who called the cop back she was automatically a secretary.

This just sounds....weird....but not totally racist. It seems he is mostly blaming the racist white ATL population ("This was just racist garbage"...mentioning that the perception of danger overwhelmed reality of attending a game...racial coding..) and some curious ways to express his feelings (his "balking" and…

+6 the other way

Some of those pics are disgusting and everyone involved should be ashamed. I mean, not removing a hotel bedspread before laying down? Germs, dude, germs!

And that is a ball outside.

But what is the point of neopolitan ice cream if you aren't going to scoop it lengthwise to get all three flavors?