For fuck snakes

Well, Atlanta has been missing a prick on the field since McCann left.

We should be able to see Jolie's choices, she should be forced to defend them, and then tell us how to get them out of a white dress shirt.

When life gives you lemons in the top 5, YOU FREAK THE FUCK OUT!

As a republican my self I can't stand hannity. I think he and his talking head friends are the reason many level headed republicans get a bad rap. But I don't see what the big deal is. He does it before every commercial break.

Is this the 'Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Minnesota Vikings' article?

Lubricate your joints.

I was blocked by Jim Irsay for this reply to his John Lennon "Working Class Hero" tweet.

The other guy in this convo got blocked first for pointing out the center part, but I was surprised he got me so quickly

Well I got blocked after I adarn'd ESPN

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar blocked me in 2011 or so, even though I'd only @ replied to him once on Twitter in 2009, asking about jazz LPs (he did not respond, I think it was possibly my fifth tweet).

Well aren't you super important?

This tweet got me blocked by David Price, but then he unblocked me and accepted me for the troll that I am.

Warren Sapp blocked me because I replied to one of his "time to make the doughnuts" tweets with "you should stop eating them you fat pile of shit." So sensitive.

Josh Cribbs blocked me because, after he tweeted a joke about Akron guard Alex Abreu getting arrested, I tweeted him a link to his own drug/domestic abuse arrests

Last year David Aardsma (pitching for the Mets at the time) tweeted that his bed was stolen from his new apartment in New York (weird, right?). It happened after he blew a save, so I said if he blows one again I'm coming back for the dresser. He blew it that night, and blocked me.

When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.

Is that the red or the white?

I'd be sad, too. History, recent or otherwise, hasn't shown Washington to be very hospitable to Indians.

Pictured: Alabama's 2014 schedule