But let's be fair - sometimes, a bunt single is all you can muenster. I'm sure he would have loved to have bleu it out of the ballpark, but sometimes, that's just not meant to brie.

You have to laugh at a guy who tries to be all "unique" and "different," yet decides to commit murder in Chicago on 4th of July weekend.

Eh, I've not tipped before. I'm sorry I don't feel tipping is mandatory, you are in the service industry, if you give bad service I give a bad tip.

I have my doubts about the validity of this story; Walsh may be blind but anyone would recognize Mariotti by his overwhelming scent of Drakkar Noir.

Why'd the guy give it away? There's still plenty of meat on that ball. Now you take it home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato...Baby you got a stew going!

So last week I was hungry. Hey cabinets, whatcha got? A whole lotta nothing. Man I hate it when you're Jonesing for some sweet eats and your casa is serving up a big old plate full of nada. What's a boy to do? I went to my room to find some duds and kicks and woo boy that place is a rat's nest. There's old clothes,…

It's only a matter of time before one of these celebrations turns ugly and someone gets Powerade in their mouth.

Yikes !!! she looks like she just got rid of hers

That's one more dick than Chris Christie sees in a day.

Oh God, I'm so glad you asked.

Rudich had hoped to have Ray Rice come out and give his blessing, thinking that would really knock her off her feet.

This seems like Muchado about nothing.

If we've learned anything about Pete Rose it's that he'll try to parlay this into something bigger.

Kansouri, so Kansas City would finally make some fucking sense.

Floridatlantic, Florida and the Atlantic Ocean

Goddamn, Kruk still has some wheels.

You think this is bad? Steve McNair got taken out by a 20 year old chick.

I mean, you really don't think a sports business reporter could be, y'know, reporting sports business news, instead of drawing a six-figure paycheck to rephrase PR emails?

Don't tell anyone about this you goddamn fool. There is a fucking reason you kept this to yourself. Only tell your girlfriend if you don't want to have a girlfriend anymore

I had to skip the rest after the person complained about jogging headphones.