Yeah, I really love Lizzo, but I can’t help but imagine how different the tone would’ve been if it had been Miley.

asdkfjdk my GOD woman, get your head out of your ass. Sarah, you write shitty teen romance YA, you’re not out here writing the next Booker Prize novel. Of course a college junior, who is presumably in her twenties and you know, at university to challenge herself academically, wants to read something with more…

Why did the 90's not get an illustration? Are we just expected to go look up YouTube videos of Lisa Loeb and mentally place them in the article?

In my gut I believe the entity (or whatever it was) impersonated the dead guy and took advantage of my sympathy for him to gain access to me. I read a description of something similar in a book years later, and it was described as being able to trap dead spirits and basically work them like puppets to get attention…

I’ve got one I call “Old Gray Thing” that I always forget to post. It was a paranormal encounter but I’m still not sure what exactly it was, and I’ve always been curious if anyone else has seen one too. I’m doxxing myself if anyone I know reads this, but here goes nothing...

Can someone explain the YAWP forest story to me?

But it was spoooooky GOOD though

The last one is a big fat nope. NOPE.

That last one.. omg.

Bigotry with a hug is still bigotry.

Thrifted vengeance. Nice. 

Nooo. Where else am I going to find an air-conditioned space large enough to get my 10,000 steps in on summer weekends??

That’s not Papyrus, that’s Bradley Hand! My absolute favorite font for AIM away messages, circa 2002-2008.

Noted drunk asshole Orson Welle’s burns are downright PRESCIENT.

This is slightly off-topic because there is a LOT to say about the Ks treatment of Jordyn, but was anyone else seriously disturbed (though not surprised, given the family’s intense dysfunction) that Tristan threatened to kill himself to get out of being accountable for his behavior, and that he apparently does this…

Yeah, like many very intelligent, very sincere people in public service (of whom Obama was at least a patron saint if not an avatar), Buttigieg possesses the conviction that the best way forward is to take what we’ve got, and tinker with it until it’s jjjuuusssttt right. Surely if we just put enough smart people on…

The primary is the part where you’re supposed to be infighting. The problems come when you forget to stop arguing after the primary is over.

Yeah the vocal fry is less and less cute as she gets older, although at this point I don’t think she can help it. But I am in LURVE with her closet (and her amazing housekeepers who reorganized it).

His public views on vaccines pre-date their relationship by a few years. So he developed his awfulness on his own.