Violently blend. Violently blend like you’re ashamed of your face.

I don’t think they make phone books any more

Just popping in to say: besides MaidenForm, Gap’s always been my go-to for mall bras, because they have amazing sales. I doubt they have very inclusive cup sizes, but they make a good bra. IMHO both ThirdLove and Victoria’s Secret sell overpriced bras, so I don’t mind if they torture each other.

I think there is a sincerity, or naivete, to camp. Camp doesn’t have to be tacky but it is by definition, excessive (which tends to be viewed as tacky). 

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I hope he isn’t honestly. As much as I loved him in season 1 I just don’t want a purple man part deaux. Also please let this season be wayyyyy better than season 2. JFC that was a hot mess. I always tell people not to touch that season.

Proving once again that bootcut pants are never flattering. 

“Would a serious reporter title his articles in such non-professional, vulgar way?”
- Guy who used “Butt-fisted” in the title of a paper. 

Wow! You really did some investigation here Mr. Brown. Kudos!! Now what happens? Have all of the publications been notified? Do authorities need to be called? What will be the consequences for Sendler regarding all of this? Will there be any consequences at all or will he just get to continue duping people? It’s…

hell is not fire and brimstone. hell is eternal february.

I hope he gets sued out of existence. He should also have to make a public statement saying, “I’m full of shit and said this shit to make money off idiots, no matter who it affected.” That, but more lawyerly. 

Is there a better way - a more grammatically correct way - to say “I’m not dumb at this shit.” It’s the being “dumb at” something that my brain snags on and I wonder if it’s just one of those things that might not sound right even though it is.

Yes. One of the most liberating things about getting older (I am 37) is that I’m not constantly being harassed by creeps who think my looks make me an object for their use and my youth makes me an easy target. Not only are men like him ageist but they are also scared little punks because they are afraid of women their…

Lizzo is so great. Truth Hurts is one of my favorite music videos/songs ever.

Yea, that math doesn’t seem right. It seems like each one of those jobs should pay more than that and all three in one should be making much more than that.

perhaps, too, we can encourage all of our parents and older relatives to approach YouTube with caution and to—for the love of all that is good—not use it as an engine to research the Talmud.

Where are the Reasonabilists when you need them? Zorp would have this straightened out in no time. Of course, he’d do that by using his volcano mouth to incinerate all of us, but still!

HACK THE PLANET!!!

If they actually purchased $1.5 million in face value debt for $12,500, this must have been the worst sort of garbage zombie debt that the original creditors had long since given up on collecting and was being traded for pennies on the dollar by scam artists. 

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!