Violently blend. Violently blend like you’re ashamed of your face.

I don’t think they make phone books any more

Just popping in to say: besides MaidenForm, Gap’s always been my go-to for mall bras, because they have amazing sales. I doubt they have very inclusive cup sizes, but they make a good bra. IMHO both ThirdLove and Victoria’s Secret sell overpriced bras, so I don’t mind if they torture each other.

I think there is a sincerity, or naivete, to camp. Camp doesn’t have to be tacky but it is by definition, excessive (which tends to be viewed as tacky). 

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Proving once again that bootcut pants are never flattering. 

hell is not fire and brimstone. hell is eternal february.

I hope he gets sued out of existence. He should also have to make a public statement saying, “I’m full of shit and said this shit to make money off idiots, no matter who it affected.” That, but more lawyerly. 

Is there a better way - a more grammatically correct way - to say “I’m not dumb at this shit.” It’s the being “dumb at” something that my brain snags on and I wonder if it’s just one of those things that might not sound right even though it is.

Yes. One of the most liberating things about getting older (I am 37) is that I’m not constantly being harassed by creeps who think my looks make me an object for their use and my youth makes me an easy target. Not only are men like him ageist but they are also scared little punks because they are afraid of women their…

Lizzo is so great. Truth Hurts is one of my favorite music videos/songs ever.

Yea, that math doesn’t seem right. It seems like each one of those jobs should pay more than that and all three in one should be making much more than that.

perhaps, too, we can encourage all of our parents and older relatives to approach YouTube with caution and to—for the love of all that is good—not use it as an engine to research the Talmud.

Where are the Reasonabilists when you need them? Zorp would have this straightened out in no time. Of course, he’d do that by using his volcano mouth to incinerate all of us, but still!

HACK THE PLANET!!!

If they actually purchased $1.5 million in face value debt for $12,500, this must have been the worst sort of garbage zombie debt that the original creditors had long since given up on collecting and was being traded for pennies on the dollar by scam artists. 

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

I love antics like this as John Oliver often does this. Let us never forget Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption.

I mean I wouldn’t put it past Colbert to actual file just to follow through but it’s definitely a joke either way. Either way was glad to get his monologue video this morning on my phone, I tend to listen to the clips while doing dishes. 

I was obsessed with Full House as a child and honestly I still get some weird comfort in the overwhelming nostalgia from both the original and this reboot- even though they are both genuinely awful. I can’t help it.

Plus this is the perfect kind of show to have on when you are doing other things and not paying full atte…