Hey, Mike and Mike were decent for once. Bravo, fellas

FIRST!

I am a proponent of most of the causes the black community has fought for. And I think that it's wrong how they've been prejudiced against. But having said all that, I think it's important to recognize that that doesn't mean [you] have a right to [people being] comfortable with you.

I think it's important to recognize that that doesn't mean [you] have a right to [people being] comfortable with you.

"Although there is much to be said about Michael Sam and his carnal hunger, I must move on for the time being to the fact that Bo Mitchell often does not receive a late-night snack. I am not here to pass judgment on the University of Mississippi, but permitting hunger in athletes is wrong. Why should a scholarship…

Sculptor: [Sets out to build Mount Rusmore of Specious Analogy]

Morgan Cox: Hi. I'm Morgan Cox, long-snapper for the Baltimore Ravens. This is my wife Lauren, placeholder for the Westboro Baptist Church.

France still seems very under-ranked. They played Germany incredibly well and showed real depth in the WC. It seems to me they are clearly better than the Swiss, have most likely surpassed Brazil and Spain at this point, and are at worst a coin-flip against the teams ranked 3 - 6.

You ask a question, receive the correct answer with a clear explanation, don't like the explanation, either don't understand the explanation or pretend not to, and now want to whine about it. Go away.

Onazi: OHNOOHNOOHNO

Fuck. That was his money-wiring arm.

The time has come for NCAA coaches to be "amateurs", too. Why professionalize any part of college sports? Tell dadgum Roy he's got to be a "faculty-coach" with a regular teaching/research course load in order to be a coach, and see what happens. Oh, and he'll be paid based on his teaching and research, but not…

You haven't heard of clint dempsey or tim howard?

New York Yankees Scouting Report: "Raw, unrefined; Needs more time on the mound before being taken seriously."

Boston Red Sox Scouting Report: "Not a lot of power, but the ball really careens off his paw. Could potentially develop a decent knuckleball."

Miami Marlins Scouting Report: "Young, in demand, might have some…

"Strike"

Excellent piece Barry. Although, I'd like to offer my thoughts on a particular line: Coming out is now a stage-managed media event, scripted and choreographed in a way that ensures America receives only the most telegenic version of what at bottom is still a deeply personal act.

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

Wouldn't everyone want Michele Beadle on top of them while she breaks down a nickel defense?

Needs more porn.

The lack of porn in the study definitely explains all the blue balls.