BREAKING NEWS: Websters dictionary contains Racial Terms.

@DwarfP: Wow, that gourd looks incredibly like a watermelon.

Must. Resist. Watching introduction sequence. I managed to resist it when it was Tim talking over it, and I managed to resist it when I 'accidentally' pressed play...

My dog is getting euthanised within the next half an hour or so.

@Methusalah: There's something good there with all the technology, but they just don't seem to have any bloody idea what to do with it all.

@SideCH: Welcome to the internets. It is a series of tubes. All your overplayed memes are belong to us.

Darn. I was hoping from the headline that Needlemouse had been announced as some sort of LittleBigSonic.

Is it wrong that I read Gary Swaby's comments in a ridiculous cod Jamaican accent?

@Gemini-Phoenix: Hadn't you heard? British people are superheroes!

@jcb231: What would you get when you typed in 'chips'?

And thus I'm glad I didn't import.

Do we need a mid-name emphasis for all three of the Monkey Island designer trio? Ron 'flippin' Gilbert and Dave 'effin' Grossman?

@peAr nectAr: EA seem to want to market Tim 'Freakin' Schafer as a franchise in itself, which makes sense, as the guy tends to make one-off games.

@Fallible.: Ah, right, because what we want is exploitable franchises, rather than incredible one-off games. Righto, Mister Kotick sir.

@sunpop: Give them a permaban for editing!

@Brisco_County_Jr: It's not a trick; It's an illusion!

Could somebody who's already played this game (whether it be at a tradeshow, or through less... conventional means) tell me whether or not the R button is used in this game? Only my old DS Phat is finally on the way out...

@denki: "I don't think any once derogatory term has actually been able to change to cease being derogatory"

I was reading an article about this last night. The key with this sort of crack protection isn't to stop piracy altogether (which would be an impossibly expensive task), but to slow down the pirates in getting a fully working copy until after the all too crucial launch period is over. Basically, rather than relying on…

@ddhboy: Yeah, I understand entirely. It's like that time I didn't buy that album because I could buy a kazoo and hum the music to myself instead.