She used chalk? OMG! Think of the effort those poor people will have to go thru to get that off.

“OK Bob, turn the water on.”
(five seconds later)
‘OK, turn it off.”

Yup —- I grew up with a 2 acre avocado orchard in our backyard, so we had them almost every day when in season (which is almost year round, if you have enough different varieties). Nobody I knew tried to take the pit out with a knife. You just pop them out with your finger, or use a small spoon. Heck, if you don’t…

Agreed! I love my damn Star Wars Vans more than I can say. ♥️

Converse have never stopped being awesome.

great, I am really looking for a pair of cute high-tops to round out my soft butch mom aesthetic

The concept of professionalism, appropriateness, and footwear is interesting. I grew up in a rural community where you would get laughed out of town for wearing high heels on the main street or at the very least identified as “not from here.”

‘Laxatives are for gross people, mostly fatties, or old people. Coffee cleanses are for people who *care* about their body, their temple, their root chakra’s health! Goop is a wonderful organization that really *gets* me, and respects my health. There’s no reason to smirk like that, Pat, it highlights how unbalanced…

I will go into a Lewis Black diatribe for you:

It’s funny to him because he thinks sexism is funny. He liked the idea of a woman being dehumanized and sexualized against her will. Ha Ha Ha women are sex objects ha ha ha.

I would call my female assistant “hot pants” or “sex pants” when I was yelling to her from the other side of the office.

Also, I saw someone point out that Spurlock’s comment about being alcoholic for the past 30 years really undermines Super Size Me, since at one point in the film a doctor says that his liver “looks like an alcoholic’s” after eating McDonald’s for so long. Like... damn. We now know that he was an alcoholic. That’s not…

Spurlock and his ilk are doing exactly what my ex used to do: preemptively come out and admit shitty behavior, verbally and publicly self-flagellate, agree with every assessment critics make about their character so they don’t have to listen, and hijack the conversation to talk about what huge assholes they were, but…

These are both worthy options, but I’m all in for Baba Yaga. Once we’re no longer lethal-sex desirable, we are all the crone. Our wisdom is our power. Our rejection of the patriarchy is the reason they fear us. We surround ourselves with our sisters because Fuck Dudes. We are mysterious and strong and don’t care what…

Me reading your comment:

Yeah, I’ll admit there are a couple of people I stay friends with simply for all their drama.

Damn Usher out here burning people like Ghost Rider.

LEDGE

I just use the Cooter line from Walmart. I think their liner in RimJob is almost an exact dupe for Mars Van Vooter’s Liquid Canvass.

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

Before you give this article a hard time thinking that is serious, he’s satirizing the piece they wrote on vulture about WW.