She used chalk? OMG! Think of the effort those poor people will have to go thru to get that off.

“OK Bob, turn the water on.”
(five seconds later)
‘OK, turn it off.”

Yup —- I grew up with a 2 acre avocado orchard in our backyard, so we had them almost every day when in season (which is almost year round, if you have enough different varieties). Nobody I knew tried to take the pit out with a knife. You just pop them out with your finger, or use a small spoon. Heck, if you don’t…

Agreed! I love my damn Star Wars Vans more than I can say. ♥️

Converse have never stopped being awesome.

great, I am really looking for a pair of cute high-tops to round out my soft butch mom aesthetic

The concept of professionalism, appropriateness, and footwear is interesting. I grew up in a rural community where you would get laughed out of town for wearing high heels on the main street or at the very least identified as “not from here.”

So....Skyscraper = “Sky Hard?”

‘Laxatives are for gross people, mostly fatties, or old people. Coffee cleanses are for people who *care* about their body, their temple, their root chakra’s health! Goop is a wonderful organization that really *gets* me, and respects my health. There’s no reason to smirk like that, Pat, it highlights how unbalanced…

I will go into a Lewis Black diatribe for you:

It’s funny to him because he thinks sexism is funny. He liked the idea of a woman being dehumanized and sexualized against her will. Ha Ha Ha women are sex objects ha ha ha.

I would call my female assistant “hot pants” or “sex pants” when I was yelling to her from the other side of the office.

Also, I saw someone point out that Spurlock’s comment about being alcoholic for the past 30 years really undermines Super Size Me, since at one point in the film a doctor says that his liver “looks like an alcoholic’s” after eating McDonald’s for so long. Like... damn. We now know that he was an alcoholic. That’s not…

Spurlock and his ilk are doing exactly what my ex used to do: preemptively come out and admit shitty behavior, verbally and publicly self-flagellate, agree with every assessment critics make about their character so they don’t have to listen, and hijack the conversation to talk about what huge assholes they were, but…

When Thor crash lands on Sakaar, they missed the perfect opportunity for a Better Off Dead moment...

Soap operas were the exception to the rule, of course, but it explains why your mom got so upset if you interrupted her “stories”

That’s why I abandoned TNG. They introduced the Borg as this unstoppable threat, and then pretty much ignored them. 11-year-old me said “fuck this,” and never looked back.

I Kinja’ed about this in another article about Discovery. Non-serialized TV was mostly a necessity back before Netflix and DVRs. Back then, if you missed an episode, you missed it. At least until it showed up again in a summer re-run or in syndication. Sure, VCRs have been a thing for a lot longer, but you had to…

These are both worthy options, but I’m all in for Baba Yaga. Once we’re no longer lethal-sex desirable, we are all the crone. Our wisdom is our power. Our rejection of the patriarchy is the reason they fear us. We surround ourselves with our sisters because Fuck Dudes. We are mysterious and strong and don’t care what…

So I made a mistake! Can we let it go!?!

Yeah, I’ll admit there are a couple of people I stay friends with simply for all their drama.