I can’t believe we have to re-litigate this, but the 13th Amendment outlawed owning ANYBODY.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

So, I was on a job interview this morning, at a boutique marketing firm. I thought it went well, they liked my resume.... The only thing is, most of my experience is in finance. So a big sticking point was “well Zukka, why are you looking to make a sudden switch to marketing?” And the first thing that came to mind,…

General principle: Consumer good are NEVER investments. Never. Not ever.

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

Instead of punishing him I heard that Goodell was going to take him to dinner.

Well, it’d be more noticeable if it were a black guy.....Look at that lil thing! He’s barely poking out of his shell!

*hits ‘Ctrl +’ 10 times*

Lineman-American, please.

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

The lineman is not the issue here, Dude.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

If the NFL really wanted to do something about TV ratings, they’d stop airing Jets games.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

They don’t care. My dad was in Vietnam. His dad was at the bombing of Pearl Harbor. I could not believe it when Trump mocked McCain for being a POW. I thought “well, that’s the end of that support.” But, no. I’m so offended by his general stance on military personnel. He’s so obviously pandering, and they don’t care.…

Way too late to get this out of the grays but I was home for Christmas and was getting the mail and there was a letter for the margrave family. It was clearly a Christmas card so I opened it and inside were pictures of my little sister naked and giving a blowjob. When she got home. I gave her the card and told her she…

Well, let’s see,t he people that shot him have a history of making up lies and planting evidence and have everything to lose by it turning out he was unarmed, and his family has a history of knowing that he was waiting in his car to pick them up.

I have a feeling we’ll be seeing a lot of Future Senator President Obama in the next few years...

I was that nerdy little girl who, as soon as she discovered them, set about writing all her secret notes and poems and stories to her BFF in rebus form. xD