During a period at work where they were between bosses and therefore entirely unsupervised, my partner and his work buddy rewrote their office’s policy style guide to require the Oxford Comma. Their previous two bosses were both acrimoniously fired, so there is no way for anyone to realize they unilaterally made the…

I’m a huge fan of the Oxford comma. Good luck finding them. They’re becoming as rare as manual typewriters. I bet even money that the Oxford University Press doesn’t use them at this point.

You know what else is real, Yoko? The Oxford comma is real.

John Stossel is a right-wing skin tag on the inner-thigh of entertainment journalism.

I totally concur! She has that hint of beautiful Ryan Phillippe too!

Proposition: Reese’s daughter is prettier than her mother was at the same age.

This is exactly the kind of reader engagement our new parent company wanted. Thank you for Kinjing, Dort.

This is good. You did a good thing.

How could anyone possibly disagree with this statement?

Got the grays hatin. Come at me, haters. My dismiss button is strong.

“I’m going to steal Ashley Feinberg”

You wrote something that is beyond my comprehension and simpleton politics and I AM OUTARGED!!!!!!

Sharp Phenomenon is a dope name though

Here’s a winner I got recently.

Big scoop rhymes with ‘big poop.’

As a journalist myself (sports writer for a decent sized paper in Florida) I couldn’t agree with you more. Every single time I get hatemail I relish it. We even have a board up on the wall where we post the best letters (sometimes hand written because of the old people who read us) because they are so good. Keep up…

Ashley Feinberg is a goddamn national treasure

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Damn. You pissed off the entire fan bases of both Guy Fieri and Smashmouth with one article?