Kelvinverse Kirk: I got promoted ludicrously fast!

I think Hoshi Sato should get some bonus credit for her alternate self killing Archer and taking over the Terran Empire. 

Hey... I’ll admit he’s made some stinkers, but when Paul W.S. Anderson is at peak High Concept he’s pretty great. Not like, Richard Donner or John McTiernan Great, but still. And when the only ball he has to carry across the line is “soldiers get teleported to a new universe and have to fight giant monsters” I feel he…

It will be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

The idea that the Romulans have a secret police *and* an even secreter police is about the most Romulan thing I’ve ever heard.

This was very Berlanti and yes, I continue to use that as an insult. Logical character behavior and even storytelling sense was left behind for faux drama. I mean, how the hell would Jason even know about Donna and the orange soda!?! Much why that pic meant anything to Dawn. And if Dick thought Deathstroke was in the…

Random thoughts: 1) Would Donna really leave her lasso with her uniform? 2) Could Bruce only be the “asshole” when he’s dressed as Batman? The socialite playboy thing is a such a manufactured persona maybe Bruce stays in “character” when he’s dressed as Bruce. We haven’t seen “Batman” yet so I’m still holding out. 3)…

Ooh! A movie I did actual work on is on io9! That’s pretty cool.

Neill Blomkamp revealed on Twitter he’s no longer attached to direct Robocop Returns.

I know! I am so lucky!

But it’s still funny when I get a string of messages like this:

Guy I’m seeing and I don’t often actually sext but regularly exchange ridiculous vulgar innuendo for fun. The only one I’ve ever had to totally veto was when he referred to sex as “injection therapy”.

I’m guessing there’s a porno somewhere where Man-pussy is used and it must be popular. Nothing against porn, really, and nothing against vaginas, but I somehow don’t want to have parts o me called Man-pussy lol. Also not a fan of being called a bitch during sex. Or, at all 😂.

It’s like modern life is a dog show where you’re never told when you’ll be judging the contestants but instead of adorable doggies it’s anuses.

“What are the chances your sister can join us?”

Wow, disgusting, violent, misogynistic and autohomophobic all in one. Can’t understand why you weren’t overcome with desire.

I am agape, no pun intended. Gosh, life is such a rich tapestry! 🙉

*runs screaming into the night*

I went on Tinder for the first time just over a year ago. Hit it off almost immediately with my current gf, whom I’ve been with for a year now. While we were still just going on the odd date and texting, she asked me about sending sexts. I immediately asked if she wanted me to send her a dick pic, and she said sure.…

:-0

Worst one I got was a birthday text, followed by a text about how I look in my birthday suit and what they wanted to do to me, which was then followed by a rather desperate text asking for the second message to be deleted.