Said it elsewhere and I’ll say it here: if the DH must be everywhere, let it not be the lock-your-lineup style DH currently offered.

because you were forced to be a delivery guy you whiny cunt...

First off, thank you for your service, but NO, no one should have to apologize for you having to do your job. Don’t like it? Get a new job where the owner won’t open the doors during the ongoing apocalypse. Sucks that your boss is a jerk but if your establishment is willing to take delivery orders during this crap…

Nope. Sorry, if your dog is being aggressive toward mine, either humping or anything else physical that was unprovoked I’m grabbing the dog’s collar and yanking their ass off as hard as necessary, and I’m totally fine with someone else doing that if my dog does it to theirs. If you can’t control your dog, keep them on…

Well those who don't vote for roiders certainly can't justify voting for Papi

Also, if Edgar Martinez doesn't get into the Hall before David Ortiz, I'm going to Cooperstown and burning the damn place to the ground.

I am shocked that the bold strategy of trading away your best players and bringing in scrap heap pickups at important positions somehow backfired completely. It’s almost as if it’s about the personnel and not the system in the NFL, and that it’s a different game coaching professionals than college kids. I can hear Al…

Nodding intensifies

I’m a dinosaur truther. The truth is that dinosaurs are fucking awesome.

If only Slater had one of Zack’s patented “Time Outs”.

Butthurt Pats fan is butthurt.

I GUARANTEE Belichik would have his team prepared for any and all overtime coin-toss situations.

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

To be fair, I think I see at least 45 of the 49.

I have never demanded that anyone take their shoes off in my house, but I’ve also never had a guest put their dirty shoes on my bed (or any furniture, for that matter).

This is Adequate Man, not I Spent $500 On Snow Tires And Probably Also Didn't Use Underwear As A Washcloth This Morning Man.