1) Soccer is as boring as Baseball.
2) While those programmers are throwing things because of the /, they will throw additional things for the |. Its called a pipe, and its super useful. :) 
3) Just don’t wear underwear. Its superfluous.

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Fucking Bravo!

I love that Tucker’s serious face is the human equivalent of a dog discovering that you did not in fact, throw that ball.

Bill Mitchell is the diarrhea produced when ignorance eats too much arrogance.

I think he’s got ‘Mother’s’ voice running through his head non-stop,’ hold on my boy, won’t be much longer now’. It’s an Angela Lansbury thing.

We as a society really need to get over the idea that there are two equal sides to every story. No, we don’t need to have a “dialog” about everything. The world is round, climate change is happening, humans are a product of evolution by natural selection, and racism is wrong. Period. When you treat these people like…

I was always partial to the JC Penny catalog.

It’s kind of amazing that porn consumption essentially stayed the same for 30 odd years, then the Internet comes along and all of a sudden it’s dollar drink night in Sodom and Gomorrah.

“build a strong coalition of those suffering from inequality”

I am confident that nobody thinks the people in question here pay too much attention to their taxes, or indeed ANY attention to cheese that doesn’t come out of a can.

In the Pacific Northwest, nobody likes Canadians either, for two reasons. First, Canadian visitors generally seem unaware that our speed limits are in miles, not kilometers, and thus consistently drive in the left lane of the interstate at 45 miles an hour. Second, 98% of Canada, culturally speaking, might as well be…

Bold statement.