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You have seen Happy Endings, right? His character on there is honestly even better, but quite similar. The entire series is up on YouTube. Go watch it NOW, and thank me profusely later (unless you've already seen it, in which case, hello fellow Happy Endings friend! Let's be sad together and watch Adam Pally every

I'll let Sean Connery express my feelings on this one:

I would just like to request that she learn how to enunciate. She has a beautiful voice, but understanding what she's singing about is damn near impossible.

Thank you SO MUCH for what you do. Really. At one of the hardest points in my life, people like you were a shining beacon of hope.

I am not a lawyer, but I am someone who has a restraining order against someone.

Sorry, Bigot Phil, but I think it's impossible for me to have a beef with something imaginary.

My reaction to discovering I was pregnant (when I was way too young to be ready and Plan B had failed) was to emerge out of my friend's bathroom laughing hysterically. I continued to laugh/joke for hours. It was the only way I could deal with the seriousness of what happened, and I knew before I even took the test

I love you. My response to that one is usually, "OH! I'm so sorry! I forgot that I'm not supposed to be a real live human being with an actual array of emotions and feelings. I'll go back to simply being a pretty shell for you to look at."

Good thing she didn't!

WHY are modern day tv movies/shows set back then so scared of the hair? IT WAS THE BEST PART. The Carrie Diaries did the same thing.

Oh holy crap. My friends & I all lived off-campus at that point, so I had no idea that even happened. But I definitely believe it.

One example: The year I graduated was also the year he retired. GW usually has incredible graduation speakers. Last year was Kerry Washington. In 2010 it was Michelle Obama. Former presidents have done it. Madeleine Albright did it. But this pompous ass decided that our graduation should become his retirement party,

Uh, I would never defend Seth McFarlane. That's honestly an assumption I find offensive. He is terrible, and his round of hosting was terrible, and hopefully it is over forever.

I actually think it was 100% meant to be satire, mocking sexism. If you actually listened to what he was saying, that combined with her gestures implied a kind of tongue-in-cheek commentary about women on tv being objectified.

Never said it should. Actually specifically said it wasn't ok.

...As are the salaries of the rest of the people forced into unpaid furloughs. And they're not Congresspeople, as your original comment asserted.

To be fair, it's far more likely that this was a staffer (one of those people forced into unpaid furloughs) rather than an elected official. Probably an entry-level kid with no clue these things could be tracked back to his/her employer. Not that it makes it ok—but it shouldn't be assumed that this was an actual

His net worth is $10 million. He makes $60k per episode, on a show that airs nearly all year round. I think he's doing just fine with this shit.

Oh yay! First comment under the "all replies" list, and already we're blaming women and not abusers. Great work, all around!