Tom Savage and Nathan Peterman are rushing to download the app now. Will keep you posted.

“going to jail to protect your kid” is in no way protecting your child. that is not how it works. grow up

the consequences of your plan would be multiple felony charges. and in some (most?) jurisdictions you may even be brought up on child endangerment charges. enjoy the rest of you life on the sex offender registry. protect your children but don’t be an idiot about it. you can’t assault a child to protect your own child.

Does it give her a pass? I just read a long, damning expose of her behaviour that makes it almost impossible to think of her as anything but an abuser. It doesn’t seem like charges have been filed, however.

An assault conviction is going to require proving the athlete could have avoided the collision, and that the athlete intended to do harm. The athlete only had a fraction of a second to avoid the collision. It’s going to be difficult to convincingly argue the athlete had enough time to avoid the fan, and that the…

Storming the field is against the rules as well. The ‘victim’ put himself in a vulnerable position and ran in the path of a player as they are trying to leave the field. Both have some blame.

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No, I guess I don’t. I mean, it’s important to remember that Dwyane Wade can make a legitimate case for being one of the five best shooting guards in NBA history. Ben Simmons has a long way to go to get to that level, just by virtue of its general improbability, before we even get to the part where he’s a poor shooter…

As you say, these men are running the world. What good does it do to speak up, in most cases?

I mean, I don’t know how much clearer I can be about this (I also don’t know why people dance around making this point): If you support Donald Trump, you’re a bad person.

You live in fucking Canada, bud. Why do you care where the Chargers play?

Can’t believe you left out Alison Brie.

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The ‘sons of bitches’ being referenced were the black athletes protesting. It’s not hard to figure out what Trump meant. And he called these outspoken black athletes ‘sons of bitches’ in front of an entirely white crowd in Alabama. The anger on the part of Laraques and others is 100% obvious and justified.

I mean go fuck yourself

(Looks up “marginally better”)

She commenced with “reclaiming my time.” So apt in so many ways.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.