That headline...yikes.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

This would have been 100x funnier if that was his stepson.

a girl who I wasn’t interested in asked for my number

It’s a superhero movie more than anything else, but I still love it. The second raid sequence (the successful one) is one of the most fuck-yeah pieces of cinematography filmed, especially thanks to that wonderful soundtrack (by Ennio Morricone!!) But that, the Potemkin homage, and “did it sound anything like that?”…

This retaliatory travel ban by the Cubans is much more entertaining I think.

Cool. What you wrote is still incorrect.

Careful. Referring to him as any color other than white is definitely going to meet his definition of racism. He’ll be ranting about you next.

Professional tennis is very hard, winning is very gratifying, and Nadal’s been through a lot. Ease up, homie.

And we appreciate your selfless commitment to abstinence.

That’s an extremely cool dad.

According to Berhe, Wright paid the $632.08 fare and a $300 tip. Maybe just rent a car next time?

Also, what the fuck is a leader on a baseball team? “Hey fellas, try to hit the ball your next at bat” “Shit sparky, I was thinking of striking out, but your idea sounds way better!”

In surprising reversal, Chad Johnson is taking the House to it.

Billy Haisley wrote all the words and doesn’t have much to show for it.

I’m lost on this one. Real Madrid is great, but they didn’t like...defeat the game of soccer itself or something?

I believe you meant to say “True Hits King Ichiro.”

You realize you’re literally accusing one of the men who intervened—who, as this article states, was millimeters away from a violent death himself—of liberal naval gazing... while he’s still recovering?

I don’t believe so.

“Over $1MM invested in this build, worth $20MM+, we know what we have, no lowballers or Palestinians. Bring a trailer.”